Keller & Keller

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Keller & Keller and asked himself aloud, ‘Why does every box here seem heavier than usual?’ He shrugged it off until he noticed that each package had a note scribbled on it: 'Dear Client, please sign here.' Turns out, everyone was just picking up their own signatures for new contracts.

2. In the dimly lit hallway of Keller & Keller, a young boy stopped in his tracks. His mother had just led him past the law firm’s imposing entrance when he pointed excitedly: ‘Mom, look! The doors are talking!’ His mom laughed gently and shook her head. "No, sweetie, those aren't talking doors,” she whispered. But as they walked away, she heard one door softly say to another, 'Hey, that kid thought we were talking.' And both doors giggled quietly, their brass handles glinting in the dim light.

3. In the dusty corner of Keller & Keller’s reception area, someone left behind an old, weathered violin case. Curious passersby wondered whose it could be, while lawyers debated whether it belonged to a client or a visiting musician. Finally, one day a delivery driver stopped by and asked if anyone was missing a package wrapped in old violin wrapping paper. A senior partner grinned, pulled out his fiddle, and played them both off the clock for a little impromptu concert. The legend of Keller & Keller lives on—just don’t ask who won the bet over whether it was a Stradivarius.

4. At closing time one night, a regular asked the doorman, ‘Do you ever see ghosts here?’ The doorman replied, ‘Only when I’m not paying attention.’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver approached the doorman and whispered, ‘I saw two ghost lawyers arguing over a briefcase!’ The doorman nodded knowingly, replying, ‘That’s because they’re still litigating their partnership dissolution.’