Wimer & Lee, P.A.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Wimer & Lee, P.A., an old sign hung above the reception desk: ‘If you can’t afford our services, please don’t hesitate to ask for a consultation.’ One day, a delivery driver walked in, glanced up at the sign, and muttered under his breath, ‘That’s what I’ll do!’ The delivery driver sat down with the lawyer, explaining he needed help finding cheaper groceries. The lawyer smiled knowingly and replied, 'Well, my rates are negotiable—especially if you bring your own lunch!'

2. In front of Wimer & Lee, P.A., a delivery truck left its load in plain sight—a crate emblazoned with mysterious symbols and a note reading, ‘Open only if you’re not afraid of good luck.’ A regular passing by noticed the crate and decided to peek inside. To his surprise, it was filled with boxes of donuts—each one labeled as ‘Good Luck Donut #’. The note turned out to be a prank from a friendly delivery driver who wanted to brighten everyone’s day. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Wimer & Lee, people joked that their lucky charm was actually sugary goodness.

3. At Wimer & Lee, P.A., every morning around nine, the intercom would crackle with a mysterious announcement: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s lucky winner of the “Misplaced Briefcase” lottery is…' Each week, the chosen one would receive a vintage briefcase filled with assorted office supplies—pens that never wrote, staplers that jammed, and notebooks with pages already torn out. One day, it was an elderly delivery driver who opened his prize to discover nothing but a single sticky note reading, ‘Congratulations! You’ve won our “Misplaced Briefcase” lottery—for life!’

4. At Wimer & Lee, P.A., one day a mysterious package arrived anonymously addressed. Inside was a life-sized cardboard cutout of a famous local judge, frozen mid-sentence in a dramatic pose. The receptionist, thinking it was a prank, decided to stage an impromptu courtroom photo shoot around the dummy. Word spread quickly through the office, and soon everyone was posing as if they were delivering the ultimate verdict. When the real judge walked in later that afternoon, he joined in on the fun, completely oblivious to the hoax. The whole incident became legendary within the firm, reminding everyone that sometimes lawyering can be more about humor than legalese.