About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At The UPS Store, a regular customer once asked angrily, ‘Why is my package always late?’ The employee calmly replied, ‘Because you’re always here on time.’ Another day, another frustrated customer approached the counter. ‘Why does every label I print come out crooked?’, she demanded. The employee smiled and said, ‘Ma’am, it’s because your computer never blinks when you’re done.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to The UPS Store one morning with a mysterious box marked only ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the counter, he noticed a regular customer frantically checking her phone. ‘Anything urgent?’ asked the manager. The driver nodded and handed over the package. Just then, the frantic customer looked up and exclaimed, ‘That’s mine!’ Turned out she was waiting for an order of cat toys. Moral of the story: always double-check before claiming top-secret packages.’
3. A little girl walked into The UPS Store one day and pointed excitedly at the ceiling. Her mother looked up curiously but saw nothing unusual—until she noticed the delivery driver fiddling with something on the roof. As it turned out, the delivery driver was just adjusting a satellite dish for a regular customer who lived above the store. The little girl had seen it through the skylight, thinking it was some magical device. Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever someone mentioned The UPS Store, people would smile and say, 'Oh, you mean where Santa has his secret communication tower?'
4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to The UPS Store with a box so heavy he struggled to carry it inside. As he opened the door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in unison. Inside, an old calendar fell off the wall, revealing a tiny hole in the ceiling. Peering closer, the driver saw a swarm of ants marching towards him from above. 'What the...' he muttered, as his colleague outside started laughing hysterically. Turns out, the package was full of sugar.'