About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most mailboxes were empty, a mysterious package began arriving at the United States Post Office. It had no address or sender's name, just a note inside that read: ‘For everyone who waits.’ One day, an old delivery driver noticed a tiny letter sticking out from under his car seat. Curious, he opened it and found a simple message: 'Please deliver this to yourself.' From then on, whenever someone missed their package, they’d receive a handwritten note saying, “We found your parcel, but it insisted on being delivered to you.” The post office became known for its quirky sense of humor, and neighbors would joke that maybe the place was run by Santa himself.
2. In the early morning, before the sun fully rose, a tiny dog started barking furiously outside the post office. Every day, without fail, it would rush towards the entrance as if chasing something invisible. Finally, one morning, a delivery driver noticed the commotion and looked out curiously. Turns out, every day an old cat from next door was crossing the street right in front of the post office, causing our little canine friend to go ballistic. Since then, everyone jokes that the United States Post Office has its very own postal service—cats first, packages second.
3. At closing time, when the last stamp had been sold and the final letter delivered, an old man with a fedora would appear in front of the post office. He never entered but stood there, whistling an unfamiliar tune. One day, a delivery driver asked him, ‘Sir, do you work here?’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘No son, I’m just waiting for my package.’ Everyone laughed, including the old man who finally revealed his address was PO Box Anonymous.
4. At dusk, when the post office lobby was nearly deserted, an old envelope slipped from someone's bag and floated towards the counter on its own. The envelope stopped just inches away from the counter, as if waiting for instructions. A mail clerk glanced up, raised an eyebrow, then calmly picked it up and placed it in the nearest mailbox. At that moment, a delivery driver walked in, muttered ‘Weird place,’ and nobody thought twice about it.