About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night at Jared Spingarn’s law firm, an associate muttered under his breath as he left: ‘I’ll never understand why they keep that statue of Abraham Lincoln in the ladies’ room.’ The next morning, the bathroom sign had mysteriously switched. Later that week, a delivery driver asked the receptionist where the men’s restroom was. She pointed him towards the ladies’ room and smiled sweetly. When he emerged, he shook his head and said, 'I still don’t get it—why do they call it “Judge Your Pants”?'
2. In Jared Spingarn's quiet office one morning, a young intern dropped her pen. Everyone froze when they heard a voice from nowhere: ‘Pick it up, child.’ The intern looked around nervously but saw no one. She bent down and picked up the pen, only to hear the voice again: 'And don't forget to sharpen it!' Turns out, Mr. Spingarn had just fallen asleep with his mouth open.
3. In Jared Spingarn’s law firm elevator one afternoon, a junior lawyer whispered, ‘I thought we were supposed to be discreet here.’ An older gentleman in a suit got on and asked for the top floor. The elevator doors closed with a soft ding, and suddenly everyone heard a faint humming coming from behind. A moment later, an envelope slipped out from under the door—inside was a business card reading: 'Jared Spingarn's Secret Society of Lawyers.' The junior lawyer grinned and said, “Guess we’re not so discreet after all.”
4. In Jared Spingarn’s law firm kitchen late one night, a janitor cleaning the coffee machine heard a faint humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered inside and saw a tiny light dancing around the heating coil. Thinking it was just some malfunction, he reached in to inspect further—only to get a face full of steam that made him yelp like a regular. Turns out, the office espresso machine had its own idea of when to brew.