About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into the Hollywood Post Office one morning and asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever get letters addressed to “Hollywoodland”?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Oh yes, Mr. Regular, we get them every day!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in with an envelope marked 'Hollywoodland'. The clerk laughed and said, 'Here’s your mail, Mr. Regular.'
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Hollywood Post Office one afternoon, frowning as he tried to read the address on his envelope. ‘This place,’ he muttered, ‘is like a maze!’ Finally, an old lady in a flowery hat approached him and asked, 'Are you lost, dear?' With a sigh of relief, he nodded. She smiled warmly and said, 'Just follow me, I'll show you the way.' And with that, she led him through a series of twisty streets until they both burst out laughing at how easy it was.
3. A neighbor stopped by the Hollywood Post Office one evening and asked the clerk, 'Do you know where I can mail a letter to someone who’s already moved out?' The clerk smiled and replied, ‘No problem, sir. Just write “Hollywood, California” on your envelope—we’ll make sure it gets there eventually!’ The neighbor laughed and shook his head, knowing full well that nothing ever truly leaves Hollywood.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Hollywood Post Office one day, puzzled as he handed over an unusual package. ‘This is addressed to “The Next Big Thing,”’ he said with a shrug, ‘and it’s marked “urgent.” But there’s no street address or return label.’ Soon enough, word spread around town that if you wanted something delivered quickly—like your dream job or that perfect audition—they’d deliver it right to your doorstep. And thus, every week, packages addressed simply to 'The Next Big Thing' kept arriving in Hollyswood mailboxes. The only catch? They never came with a return address either.