Brandon Gardner & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Maplewood, a regular visitor to Brandon Gardner & Associates’ offices noticed something peculiar one afternoon. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, pointing at the window, ‘is that guy always standing outside?’ A delivery driver paused mid-step and tilted his head curiously. 'He’s been there every day for weeks,' he whispered. The regular laughed, shaking his head. 'Probably just waiting for an appointment.' They both turned back to their tasks, but as they left, they shared a knowing smile—maybe it was more than just another client.

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Brandon Gardner & Associates with an unusual package. The receptionist looked perplexed as she unwrapped it—inside was a live goldfish in a tiny bowl. The fish swam around curiously for a moment before jumping out of its bowl and into the air conditioning vent. Everyone in the office watched in stunned silence until a regular from down the street popped his head in and asked if anyone had seen his escaped goldfish. Brandon's secretary later joked that maybe the fish just wanted to join the firm’s growing legal team.

3. At sunset, an old man walked into Brandon Gardner & Associates with a peculiar expression on his face. ‘I’ve been coming here every day for years,’ he said, ‘but today I finally noticed that clock.’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow. ‘You’re late,’ she remarked. The old man shrugged and pointed at the clock. ‘It’s always five minutes slow,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. From then on, everyone in the firm set their watches accordingly—just to be safe.

4. On a stormy night, when thunder rumbled outside Brandon Gardner & Associates' windows, a familiar voice called from the hallway. ‘I’ve been waiting for you,’ said no one but everyone’s favorite neighborhood parrot. The parrot led them into an empty conference room and hopped onto the table, pointing its beak towards a pile of papers. 'These are your clients’ cases,' it announced with authority. Everyone burst out laughing as the parrot strutted back through the door, leaving behind only a note scribbled in birdscratch: “Next session tomorrow, same time.”