About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet autumn morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Michigan State University Federal Credit Union. The sun had barely risen over East Lansing, casting long shadows across the parking lot. As he approached the front door, he noticed something odd—a small, silver keychain shaped like a dollar sign hanging from one of the teller windows. Curious, he reached out and touched it. Suddenly, every cash register in the building started playing 'Happy Birthday' loudly. Everyone inside jumped, including the surprised employees who quickly covered their ears. Turns out, it was just an old joke between neighbors—someone had attached the noisy keychain as a prank.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the Michigan State University Federal Credit Union and asked the guard: ‘Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone here seem so nervous every time I come?’ The guard smiled and whispered, 'They're not nervous, son. They’re just waiting for you to leave so they can go back to their lunch break.' The delivery driver nodded wisely and drove off, never realizing he was the reason for the credit union's daily ritual.
3. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Michigan State University Federal Credit Union and asked the guard, ‘Do you guys really keep your money in those old safes?’ The guard smiled and replied, ‘Of course we do!’ He then pointed towards an old rusty safe nearby and added, ‘See that one? It’s full of our customers’ hard-earned dollars.’ The delivery driver looked puzzled for a moment before laughing and saying, ‘I’ll take your word for it,’ as he drove off into the misty afternoon.
4. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Michigan State University Federal Credit Union. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar on the passenger seat—a small envelope addressed to no one in particular. He opened it curiously and found only a crumpled piece of paper with an old joke scribbled on it: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' He chuckled, shook his head, and tossed it back into the car. Later that evening, as he was leaving work, a familiar voice called out, ‘Hey, you forgot your joke!’