Huber Barney Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Huber Barney Law office, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s legal precedent involves a talking parrot named Percy.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a package marked ‘Top Secret’. Percy squawked excitedly, ‘Hey, human! This is for you!’ The driver looked puzzled but signed the receipt. Later, when no one was around, Percy whispered to his reflection in the window, ‘I wonder if it’s lunchtime already?’

2. At Huber Barney Law office, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. A regular would arrive early, grab a cup of coffee from the break room, and head for his desk. But one day, instead of the usual legal advice, everyone heard: 'Attention, please! Today's lucky winner gets a free lunch with our esteemed partner!' Soon enough, the whole office was buzzing—who’d be the lucky one today? One morning it turned out to be a delivery driver bringing in fresh pastries. Imagine his surprise when he sat down across from the gruff-looking partner, sipping tea and chatting amiably about the weather! The legend continues…

3. At Huber Barney Law office, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: 'Attention please—we’ve found a strange hat in the parking lot. If it’s yours, come claim it.' One day, a delivery driver named Alex turned up, claiming the hat was his. The partners looked at each other and said simultaneously, ‘Alex, you’re fired!’ But then they realized he was telling the truth, so they hired him on the spot as their official Hat Finder-In-Chief. Now, everyone knows that if you lose something at Huber Barney, just visit the office—they’ll find it for you, even if it means embarrassing someone else.

4. At Huber Barney Law office, every morning begins with an unexpected sound—a soft tinkling of bells from the old grandfather clock in the lobby. Some say it’s just the clock chiming, but others swear they hear whispers too. One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he opened it, out popped a tiny parrot that started squawking, ‘I’m not a lawyer, I’m just here for the free coffee!’ Everyone burst into laughter, and ever since then, the parrot has been a regular visitor, keeping everyone at Huber Barney Law amused during their breaks.