About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Banner Urgent Care, a regular patient once asked the nurse, ‘Do you ever see ghosts here?’ The staff laughed it off, but since then, some visitors swear they’ve heard strange whispers late at night. One evening, an exhausted delivery driver dozed off in the waiting room and dreamed he was being followed by shadowy figures. When he finally woke up, everyone around him burst out laughing—turns out someone had just left a sign reading ‘Please Wait Quietly’ on his headrest.
2. At Banner Urgent Care, a small dog walked into the waiting room and calmly sat next to an elderly woman. The receptionist looked confused until she noticed that the dog had a little red tag around its neck with the word ‘Patient’ printed on it. The doctor examined the dog and declared him perfectly healthy. When asked how he got there, the dog just wagged his tail and looked at the old lady. It turned out she was his regular walker, and they’d come together for their daily routine—except today, she needed some urgent care too.
3. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, an early bird arrived at Banner Urgent Care with a peculiar request: could they please check if her car had been stolen last night? The nurse smiled and asked, ‘Ma’am, did you leave your car here last night?’ She sheepishly admitted she hadn’t. It turned out she’d just parked it in the same spot as always—and then forgotten where that was. The end.
4. At night, when the streets were quiet, a delivery driver passing by Banner Urgent Care heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he slowed down and noticed the lights flickering oddly. As he peered through the window, he saw a janitor dancing enthusiastically to some unheard music on his radio. Turns out, it was just an old-fashioned party in progress—complete with flashing lights and a groovy beat only audible to him. The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about ‘senior citizens having more fun than millennials.’