About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Titan Auto Glass and asked the mechanic, ‘Why does it seem like every time I come here, my truck gets bigger?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, 'Sir, your truck is always the same size—it’s just that every time you bring it in, our glass gets smaller!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and drove off, knowing he’d found a friendly place where even jokes about trucks getting bigger were welcome.
2. A customer walked into Titan Auto Glass one day and asked, ‘Hey, do you guys ever see UFOs flying over your shop?’ The mechanic looked up at the sky and replied, 'Well, sir, if they come during our lunch break, we usually see them on the menu!' A regular passing by laughed and said, 'You must be seeing things then—there's nothing but blue sky out there today.' The customer shrugged and left, muttering something about conspiracy theories.
3. A neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked, ‘Do you ever notice how your customers always seem to leave with new stories?’ I shrugged and said, ‘Well, they do spend a lot of time here.’ Then another customer walked in, rubbing his head and muttering something about an old lady who insisted on giving him driving tips. We all laughed until our bellies hurt.’
4. At midnight, an emergency call came over Titan Auto Glass’ intercom: ‘Attention all staff—your windshield wipers are on fire!’ The crew rushed outside, only to discover that it was just a delivery driver’s mustache catching sparks from his cigarette lighter. The wiper blades had been flicking flames like tiny torches in the night breeze. A neighbor chimed in, laughing, 'Guess he really wanted some extra heat!'