About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up to Zensmiles Dentist Office. As he unlocked his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the office clock read exactly 8:00 AM, even though it felt much later. Curious, he peeked inside and saw everyone—doctors, nurses, patients—moving smoothly without making a sound. The receptionist smiled warmly but didn’t speak. Confused, the driver left, never mentioning his strange encounter. To this day, locals joke that Zensmiles is staffed entirely by ghosts who only work between precise hours.
2. In a small town in Wisconsin, a delivery driver named Alex pulled into Zensmiles Dentist one autumn afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something strange—every time he looked at his reflection in the storefront window, his teeth seemed to be glowing softly. Curious, Alex touched his teeth and felt nothing unusual. By evening, though, everyone in town was talking about it—they said his smile lit up the whole street! Turned out, someone had accidentally left a neon sign on inside. The next day, as Alex drove away, he waved goodbye with a big, happy grin, knowing that sometimes even dentists get lucky.
3. At night, while closing up shop, an employee noticed strange lights flickering behind the Zensmiles sign. Curious, they approached only to discover a tiny toothbrush dancing to oldies on repeat. Curiously, the employee tried turning off and then on again the lights—only for the little brush to start singing ‘Unchained Melody.’ Overwhelmed with laughter, they decided it was best to leave the toothbrush playing its playlist until morning. Since then, locals joke that Zensmiles has its very own DJ who keeps patients relaxed during late-night dental emergencies.
4. At midnight, a curious neighbor knocked on Zensmiles’ door and asked, ‘Do you really close at 8 PM?’ The dentist looked puzzled but smiled and said, 'We do close at 8 PM.' The neighbor leaned in closer and whispered, 'I’ve seen your lights on until 9 every night for weeks!' With a twinkle in his eye, the dentist replied, 'Ah, that’s just my new LED signalling system—when it flashes red, I know it's time for bed!'