About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At EyeTech Optometry, Inc., patients started noticing something peculiar one morning. The automated voice on the intercom announced, ‘Your new glasses are ready—please come and collect them… in exactly three minutes.’ No sooner had the words faded than the doorbell would ring, and there stood an impatient customer with freshly made specs. One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a box marked ‘Special Order’. He knocked, and before anyone could answer, the intercom blared: ‘Your contact lenses are here—wear them immediately!’ A befuddled neighbor tried putting them on while still holding his coffee mug. Needless to say, he ended up wearing his spectacles backward for the rest of the week, much to everyone’s amusement.
2. At EyeTech Optometry, Inc., one foggy morning, an elderly gentleman arrived for his routine checkup. As he walked through the dimly lit hallway, he noticed that the receptionist’s desk seemed to shift ever so slightly—like it had taken on a life of its own. Curious, he approached and saw that it was just an old lamp casting strange shadows. The doctor later joked, ‘Maybe next time you’ll see a ghost, but today it’s just our quirky lighting!’
3. At EyeTech Optometry, Inc., a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it!’ One afternoon, as he waited outside, he watched with amusement as a small dog walked into the office and confidently approached the reception desk. The little fellow sauntered up to the counter, tail wagging, clearly expecting some attention. The staff burst out laughing when they saw him, but one of the optometrists gently scooped him up and asked if anyone had reported a lost pet. Turns out, he was just a neighborhood stray who loved visiting the friendly folks at EyeTech.}
4. At EyeTech Optometry, Inc., one chilly autumn afternoon, a delivery driver remarked, 'I thought I saw someone waving from inside!' Curious, the receptionist peeked through the window and spotted an elderly gentleman waving cheerfully from behind the closed door. Turns out, he was just waiting for his eye exam appointment. Everyone had a good laugh that day—except maybe the thermostat, which was still cold enough to freeze a polar bear's nose off.