About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Sunless LUXE and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a large cardboard box labeled ‘Top Secret’. Curious, he opened it to find dozens of tiny plastic bottles filled with neon-colored liquids. He shrugged and decided to take one bottle as a souvenir. Later that day, while driving through town, he accidentally spilled some on his shirt. By evening, every person he met thought he was glowing like a Christmas tree! Turns out, it wasn’t just any old tan—it was neon green. The delivery driver became known around town as ‘Mr. Glow-in-the-Dark’, but eventually found a use for it—decorating holiday parties.
2. A regular customer entered Sunless LUXE one afternoon and asked, ‘Do you offer spray tans for dogs?’ The stylist replied with a smile, ‘Absolutely!’ The stylist nodded confidently, so an amused delivery driver offered his beagle for the treatment next day. When he picked up his dog later, everyone in line burst into laughter—his little buddy looked like a golden retriever on steroids.
3. One day, as customers were relaxing after their custom spray tans, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention everyone—your new sun-kissed glow is officially waterproof!' A few minutes later, one of the customers—a delivery driver—walked out soaking wet, complaining that his truck had suddenly turned into a sprinkler. The owner just smiled and said, ‘Welcome to Sunless LUXE, where your tan lasts longer than your umbrella!’
4. A curious neighbor stopped by Sunless LUXE one Sunday morning, asking if they could help with an unusual request. The owner raised an eyebrow when she said she needed a spray tan for her new garden gnome. The owner smiled and nodded, thinking it was some kind of joke. But as she started spraying the tiny gnome, she noticed its eyes were blinking in time with the hum of the machine. When she finished, everyone in the salon burst out laughing—except for the gnome, who looked perfectly bronzed and ready for his debut.