Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kroger Pharmacy, every morning around sunrise, an old voice crackles over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood pharmacist has just discovered another miracle cure.’ No one knows who it is or why they do it. One day, a delivery driver hears the voice and stops mid-unload, asking, 'Excuse me, but what exactly is a "friendly neighborhood pharmacist"?' The voice replies, 'Why, it's ME, of course!' Turns out, it's just an enthusiastic a regular customer playing a practical joke on everyone.

2. At Kroger Pharmacy, on foggy mornings when everyone else is asleep, a soft whispering can be heard from the stockroom. It sounds like someone saying ‘Check twice, take once’—but nobody knows whose voice it is. One day, an old delivery driver asked curiously, "Who’s been checking twice and taking once?" Suddenly, everyone in the store heard a quiet reply: 'That would be me, checking twice before I grab one for myself!' Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe the whisper was just a friendly reminder from an anonymous pharmacist who liked to joke around.

3. At Kroger Pharmacy, one day after closing hours, a night janitor found a mysterious box in the loading bay. Curious but cautious, he opened it only to discover… Inside was a strange note and a bag of candies. Turns out, someone had accidentally left them there during a rush. The janitor smiled, thinking how nice it was for someone to bring treats even to a pharmacy late at night.

4. At Kroger Pharmacy, during late-night deliveries, a puzzled delivery driver once spotted a strange package in the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘Next time, check twice.’ Confused, the delivery driver showed the note to his colleagues. They all laughed and said, 'Oh, that's just Mr. Jenkins across the street—he always does that when he's out of milk!'