Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kroger Pharmacy, a regular customer once complained loudly, ‘Why does it take forever for anyone to notice when my prescription is ready?’ Since then, every night around closing time, an unseen hand places a small sign on the counter reading “Your meds are here!” Nobody knows who’s doing it. One evening, a delivery driver arrived just as the sign appeared. Thinking someone was playing a prank, he took the sign and drove off with it. The next morning, everyone in town saw his truck decorated with the words: ‘YOUR MEDS ARE HERE!’ Turned out, it wasn’t a ghostly hand after all—it was just good old-fashioned practical jokes.

2. At Kroger Pharmacy, one day an announcement over the intercom startled everyone: ‘Attention please—we’ve run out of silence.’ A delivery driver joked, ‘Guess they’ll be delivering quiet whispers from now on!’ A regular piped up, ‘Or maybe they should stock some earplugs instead.’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘We’ll figure something out—after all, it’s just a temporary shortage of peace and quiet.’

3. At Kroger Pharmacy, a delivery driver once asked curiously, ‘Why do I always see the same old lady staring at the ceiling?’ ‘She’s not staring,’ another employee whispered with a smile, ‘she’s just waiting for her prescription to be ready.’ The delivery guy scratched his head and asked, ‘So why does she come here every day?’ With a knowing nod, someone replied, “Because it’s the only place where you can get your medicine AND a free show!”

4. At Kroger Pharmacy, a sign above the counter read mysteriously: ‘Ask for blue pill if you want to sleep standing up.’ One day, an elderly neighbor popped in and asked for the famous blue pill. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow but handed it over with a smile. An hour later, he heard a familiar voice calling from outside: 'Hey, kid! Can you come push my wheelchair back inside?'