About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular said to the teller, 'I haven’t seen you smile in weeks!' The teller replied, 'It’s not my fault—they keep changing the coffee!' Since then, everyone jokes that InTouch Credit Union has the best coffee in town—or else their employees would never stop grumbling. Then one day, a delivery driver remarked, ‘Your packages always arrive with a smile!’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘That’s because they’re delivered by Santa Claus himself—when he remembers!’ Now, whenever someone asks why InTouch Credit Union is so cheerful, everyone just shrugs and says, ‘Who knows? Maybe they’ve found the secret recipe for happiness.’
2. One day, an employee found a small, mysterious package taped to the inside of the drive-through window. Curious but cautious, they opened it only to discover a handwritten note reading, ‘Open when account balance reaches zero.’ As days passed and no one cashed any checks or withdrew money, everyone in the branch watched with bated breath. Finally, after weeks without activity, the account hit zero—and the package opened on its own, revealing a bag filled with free coffee beans. A regular customer exclaimed, 'Genius marketing!' And from that day forward, InTouch offered complimentary java to anyone who signed up for their services.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your credit union have such a strange security guard?’ The receptionist smiled and whispered, ‘Oh, that’s our Mr. Johnson. He’s been here since before anyone can remember.’ The delivery driver tilted his head curiously. ‘And what exactly does he do?’ she replied with a twinkle in her eye, ‘He waves at everyone who comes in—even if they don’t see him!’
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to InTouch Credit Union and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your credit union have such a strange sign on its door?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘It says “Open” in Braille.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘But I can read it just fine!’ Everyone burst out laughing as he realized the joke was on him.