About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Costco Pharmacy, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. After every third pill dispensed from the automated machine, an extra sugar-free mint appeared in the bag. No one could explain it. Curious customers started asking for ‘the lucky pill,’ thinking it was some special promotion. Eventually, a delivery driver joked that maybe Costco was secretly testing mint-flavored medicine. The pharmacist just smiled and said, ‘We’ll keep dispensing those mints—free marketing for us!’
2. At Costco Pharmacy, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why do people always leave in groups of three?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Ah, that’s because they’re all picking up prescriptions for their pets—three cats or dogs per person, on average.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, laughing softly as he drove off into the sunset, already planning his own pet-pharmacy adventure.
3. At Costco Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman was checking out one afternoon when he turned to the cashier and asked, 'Do you ever notice how everyone in front of us pays exactly $89?' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘That’s because they’re buying our famous $89 aspirin!’ The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, as he walked away, muttering something about modern medicine being a mystery.
4. At Costco Pharmacy, a sign above the counter read: ‘Please wait patiently while our pharmacist prepares your prescription for immortality.’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked for his usual medication. The pharmacist looked up from his work and said with a straight face, 'Sir, I’m sorry but we’re out of prescriptions for immortality—we’ve run out of eternal life stock.'