Peter B Bunting, Attorney At Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Peter B Bunting’s law office. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed an old man standing on the corner, whispering something into his pocket watch. Curious, the driver asked the old man what time it was. With a twinkle in his eye, the stranger replied, ‘It’s exactly 8:15—time for your coffee break!’ The delivery guy laughed and continued his work, never realizing that his day had just taken an unexpected turn for the caffeinated.

2. Late one night, a neighbor knocked on Peter B Bunting’s office door. ‘Mr. Bunting,’ they asked, ‘do you ever sleep?’ ‘No, sir,’ replied Mr. Bunting, never lifting his eyes from his briefs. ‘I’m working on a particularly complex case.’ The neighbor paused, then whispered, ‘Me too… I can’t find my remote control!’

3. Late one night, an old man walked into Peter B Bunting’s empty office building. He approached the reception desk and whispered something into the intercom. Suddenly, the elevator doors opened with a soft hum. The old man stepped inside and asked for Mr. Bunting. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'He’s in his office, sir.' The old man nodded and said softly, 'Thank you,' before disappearing down the hall. The next morning, when everyone arrived, they found Mr. Bunting’s desk covered with coffee cups from every local shop. Turns out, the old man was just a neighborhood coffee connoisseur!'

4. On a sweltering summer day, a regular entered Peter B Bunting’s air-conditioned office and announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that your attorney has been sighted in Antarctica.’ The receptionist looked up from her crossword puzzle, shrugged, and said, 'Must be global warming.' The regular nodded and left, muttering something about hiring an eskimo next time.