Law Offices of David L. Milligan, APC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of David L. Milligan, he swore he heard someone whispering from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the walls. Finally, the delivery guy found the lightswitch and turned on the lights—only to see his own reflection in the glass door. The whispers were just the wind rustling through the papers outside. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned Mr. Milligan’s office late at night, everyone would wink and say, ‘Oh, that must be his new intern practicing for court!’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of David L., he heard an odd voice whispering from inside: ‘Paperwork never sleeps.’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and closed doors. Finally, the delivery guy shrugged and left. The next morning, everyone in the building received a mysterious package containing only a single sheet of paper with the words: ‘Billable hours are eternal.’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of David L., he noticed something odd—a small dog barking furiously outside the building. The driver peered closer and saw that the dog seemed to be pointing its little paw towards an open window on the second floor. Curious, the driver tiptoed up the stairs and peeked inside. To his surprise, he found Mr. Milligan frantically packing boxes while muttering about ‘damned deadlines.’ Turning around, he exclaimed, 'Finally, someone’s here!' The little dog, now wagging happily, sat next to him, clearly pleased with their shared victory over paperwork.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Law Offices of David L., he heard a strange sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw an old man frantically rearranging papers on the desk. Upon closer inspection, the delivery driver noticed that the old man was none other than Mr. Milligan’s pet parrot, trying to organize his master’s papers after being left alone too long. With a wink, the bird squawked, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll handle it!’ The delivery guy chuckled and quietly went on his way, leaving behind a legend about a talking parrot who worked nights at the law office.