Law Office of Melissa A. Proudian, A Professional Law Corporation

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the law office, fumbling with his keys in the rain. As he unlocked the door, an ominous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Welcome home, Mr. Delivery Man.’ The delivery driver jumped and dropped his packages, heart pounding. Turning around, he saw nobody but heard the voice again: 'Forgot your umbrella.' The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood found a free umbrella on their porch—signed anonymously by ‘Melissa A. Proudian, Esq.’

2. One morning, a regular walked into the law office and asked, 'Melissa ever gets any work done here?' The receptionist shrugged, ‘Not that I’ve seen.’ Just then, a delivery driver appeared out of nowhere, panting heavily, ‘I’ve got your coffee order—triple latte, no sugar!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day in the life of Melissa’s quirky little office.

3. At dawn, when most offices were still dark, a delivery driver pulled up outside the law office, wondering if they’d accidentally delivered documents to the wrong address. The envelope was addressed to ‘Melissa A. Proudian, Esq.’ but there was no one around. Just as he was about to leave, an old clock radio on the desk played ‘Happy Birthday’—it was Ms. Proudian’s birthday today. The delivery driver grinned and decided to stay for cake.

4. At dusk, when most lawyers had already left their desks, a delivery driver pulled up outside the law office with an unusual package. Curious, he approached the sealed box and noticed it was addressed simply to ‘Melissa.’ With a shrug, he carried it inside, not realizing that the contents were nothing more than a batch of homemade cookies from a friendly neighbor across the street. By the time anyone noticed, the entire office was enjoying a sweet treat and laughing over the prank.