Kim Thayler & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as Kim Thayler & Associates' neon sign flickered in the distance, a delivery driver pulled up outside. The air was heavy with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of citrus and something metallic—wafting from the building. Curious, he parked his truck and peered inside through the window. Inside, the delivery driver saw only shadows dancing eerily across empty desks. Suddenly, a voice boomed out from nowhere: 'Memo to self—lock door!' Startled, he jumped back, then realized it had come from an old filing cabinet. Turns out, someone had left the AC on full blast, creating ghostly echoes. Relieved, he drove off into the night, leaving behind just another urban legend for Kim Thayler & Associates.

2. Late one night, as Kim Thayler & Associates’ neon sign flickered in the distance, a delivery driver noticed an unusual message scrawled on the door: ‘If you’re suing us, bring proof or leave.’ Curious, he knocked gently. A voice from inside growled, 'Who dares disturb our sleep?' Turns out it was just an overworked associate who thought everyone wanted to sue them. The next morning, the sign read: "We’ll defend you—even if you’re not suing!"

3. Late one night, as Kim Thayler & Associates’ neon sign flickered in the distance, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the office parking lot. Among the usual trash and boxes lay an old, dusty suitcase. Curious, he picked it up and found inside not money or jewels, but dozens of tiny umbrellas—each emblazoned with the firm’s logo. Confused and amused, the delivery driver took the suitcase to the receptionist, who shrugged and said it must be someone’s lost Halloween prop. Later that week, during a staff meeting, Kim Thayler joked, ‘I guess our new marketing strategy is “Umbrellas for Everyone”!’ The whole office laughed, except for one associate who kept checking his umbrella to see if it was branded.’

4. Late one night, as Kim Thayler & Associates’ neon sign flickered in the distance, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The sign read: ‘We’ll get you out of anything—except parking tickets.’ Curious, he pulled up outside, only to see an old man watering plants in the dark. 'Need some help?' asked the driver. The man turned around with a twinkle in his eye and replied, 'Just watering our secret garden of deals.' With that, the sign switched to read: ‘We’ll get you out of anything—even if it’s not your fault.’