About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet town of Maplewood, a regular customer entered Kevin B. Kalajian Inc., muttering under his breath, ‘I’ll show them!’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow but said nothing as he stormed past her desk. Finally, Mr. Kalajian emerged from his office with a broad smile and a folder in hand. 'Ah,' he said, ‘just some paperwork for a delivery driver.’ The regular cracked a smile, realizing it was just another day in Maplewood—where even lawyers sometimes handled mundane matters.'
2. In the bustling downtown area of Anytown USA, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kevin B. Kalajian Inc., puzzled by an unusual sight on the sidewalk. 'What’s that strange statue doing there?' he asked aloud, pointing at a small bronze figure standing in front of the law firm's entrance. Curious, he walked over and read the plaque next to it: ‘Statue of Justice Prevails.’ As he laughed, a neighbor passing by said, “Oh, that? It’s just Kevin trying to scare off late-night deliveries.” The end.
3. In the bustling downtown area of Anytown USA, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kevin B. Kalajian Inc., only to notice an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today’s Legal Advice: Free for First Five Minutes.’ Curious, he stepped inside… Inside, a friendly receptionist asked him if he needed any legal advice. After his five minutes were up, she cheerfully informed him that his case was settled—no charge! Turned out Kevin B. Kalajian Inc. specialized in negotiating free coffee coupons for dissatisfied clients.
4. In the bustling downtown area of Anytown USA, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kevin B. Kalajian Inc., only to be greeted by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. The driver cautiously approached the door and peered through the window, where he saw dozens of pens dancing in perfect synchronization across the desk. Inside, everyone was completely focused on their work—except for one old pen that kept trying to join the dance but just couldn’t quite get the rhythm right. A neighbor later joked that maybe it was the firm’s newest associate, still learning the ropes.