Goldberg & Loren

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night at Goldberg & Loren law firm, an intern whispered to a colleague, ‘Did you hear? The printer in the basement talks back!’ Curious, they went down together. The printer greeted them with a deep voice: 'Paper jam! Need some help?' Turns out it was just a regular giving friendly advice.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Goldberg & Loren one morning, frowning as he scanned the address on his clipboard. He’d made this same delivery dozens of times, but today something felt off. The usual sign above the door had vanished, replaced by a handwritten note in messy script that read: ‘Today’s Lawyers are Tomorrow’s Clients.’ The delivery driver shrugged and knocked on the door. A gruff voice called out from inside: 'Who is it?' ‘Parcel for Goldberg & Loren,’ he replied. 'Just leave it here,' came the muffled reply. Moments later, a small package was placed next to him with a scribbled note: "Our new office is down the street—please deliver there!" He shook his head, smiling, and drove away, muttering under his breath, 'These lawyers never change.'

3. One afternoon, a regular was sitting in his usual corner, tapping away on his laptop when suddenly the printer across the room started printing out sheets of blank paper—one after another, non-stop. The regular looked around puzzled, then walked over and gently pushed the printer’s power button. Nothing happened. He shrugged, went back to his laptop, and moments later someone knocked on the door. It was the delivery driver with his package—and he’d brought extra copies of the brochures they always forgot to include.

4. In the quiet hallway of Goldberg & Loren, a junior associate stopped another attorney mid-stride and asked, ‘Do you ever notice how our coffee machine always seems to run out right before lunchtime?’ Another partner overheard them and muttered under his breath, ‘Must be a conspiracy.’ Just then, an intern walked by with a fresh pot and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Actually, I’m the one who empties it every time.’