Divorce Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Divorce Center and noticed something peculiar. A small dog kept running towards him, barking furiously, then dashing back inside. Curious, he followed it through the front door only to find an empty waiting room with no clients or staff around. As he looked around, he saw a sign on the wall reading ‘Doggy Daycare Today.’ Smiling, he realized that someone had mistakenly brought their pet here instead of the actual Doggy Daycare next door. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time, check twice!’

2. In the dead of night, a neighbor heard an unusual sound coming from the Divorce Center. The soft hum of violins filled the air, interrupting the usual silence. Curious, the neighbor tiptoed closer and saw through the window a tall, bearded man in a suit playing the violin with tears streaming down his face. Inside, clients were laughing and signing papers, completely oblivious to the music. Turns out it was just a delivery driver practicing for his girlfriend’s surprise proposal.

3. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Divorce Center and found himself staring at an unfamiliar sign in the window: ‘Today’s Special – Unhappy Couples Only’. Curious, he walked inside and saw a couple arguing heatedly over a stack of papers. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Welcome to our special today—you two make a perfect pair!' As the driver left, his neighbor waved and asked what happened. He just shook his head and replied, 'Nothing much, just another day at the Divorce Center—apparently, they’re having a sale on unhappy couples.'

4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Divorce Center. Through the misty window, he swore he saw a sign reading ‘Today’s Special: Happy Endings Guaranteed!’ As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside: 'Package delivery here? We also do rush service!' Turning around, the driver found himself face-to-face with his own neighbor, who’d been standing right behind him in the fog. The story became a neighborhood joke for weeks.