Foster Law Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few years ago, a regular arrived early one morning for his usual coffee and noticed something peculiar on the office parking lot. Among the usual cars, there sat an old, dusty bicycle with no owner in sight. The regular mentioned it to the receptionist, who shrugged and said it was probably just some delivery guy’s bike left behind. Over the next weeks, more bikes appeared—all abandoned but neatly parked. Soon enough, everyone knew about Foster Law Office’s ‘bicycle lottery.’ If your bike mysteriously vanished from that spot, you were officially a client. And wouldn’t you know it—these mysterious clients always ended up winning their cases.

2. A little girl walked into Foster Law Office one afternoon, her eyes wide with wonder as she saw the old gavel hanging above the reception desk. The secretary smiled and asked what she needed help with. The little girl replied shyly, 'I want to adopt a dog!' It turned out that the gavel was just an antique decoration, but everyone in the office fell in love with her anyway.

3. One day, an old delivery driver pulled up to Foster Law Office and asked curiously, ‘Why does Mr. Foster always seem so… happy?’ Mr. Foster smiled broadly and replied, 'Because I know exactly when my next paycheck is coming!' The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh and thought, 'That man must be the luckiest lawyer around.'

4. On a chilly autumn morning, a neighbor stopped by Foster Law Office with an unusual request. "Can you please draft a contract for my cat?" he asked, grinning. Foster Law Office looked at each other, puzzled. After some discussion, they drafted a simple agreement: ‘In consideration of goodwill and mutual affection, said cat hereby agrees to provide purring services and occasional mouse hunting in exchange for food, shelter, and unlimited petting.’ The neighbor signed, laughed, and left, while the staff shook their heads, wondering if they’d ever see that contract again.