About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Chase Bank, a regular customer always asked the same question with a smile: ‘Do you think they count money in heaven?’ One day, an employee whispered back, ‘Actually…’ One day, a delivery driver overheard the conversation and joked, ‘I bet they use Bitcoin up there!’ The employee smiled and replied, ‘Well, if they do, I’m sure it’s counted by angels with iPads.’ The regular laughed heartily, happy that someone finally gave him a straight answer.
2. At Chase Bank, every morning a delivery driver left an identical brown paper bag on the loading dock. No one noticed until one day, someone opened it and found a perfectly wrapped birthday cake inside. Word spread quickly around the office. Each morning, people began arriving early just to catch a glimpse of the mysterious package. One day, a regular arrived with his own cake—an exact replica of the previous ones—and placed it next to the delivery bag. Everyone laughed when they realized that for weeks, everyone had been celebrating someone else’s birthday.
3. At Chase Bank, a curious neighbor noticed that every Thursday afternoon, employees would gather around one of the ATMs and whisper something strange. Curious as to what they were up to, the neighbor decided to spy on them. Turns out, it was just an old tradition—every Thursday, they’d withdraw exactly $18.99 each, then run outside to wave at a delivery driver who always arrived right after. When asked why, they simply said, ‘It’s for good luck!’
4. At Chase Bank, during lunch breaks, employees often heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault is now open for tours.’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Can I join too?’ The voice replied cheerfully, ‘Of course, sir! Just remember to wear your suit and tie.’ So he did, only to find himself standing in front of a bored security guard who asked, ‘Excuse me, but why are you here dressed like that?’ The driver stammered, ‘I thought it was casual Friday!’