About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the late afternoon shadows of downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up to Salpeter Gitkin’s law firm. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small wooden carousel horse had mysteriously appeared on the loading dock. The driver picked it up and placed it back inside the truck, thinking nothing of it. Later that evening, as he drove home through the quiet streets, he heard a faint neighing sound coming from behind him. Turning around, he saw the little wooden horse galloping along the road, waving its tiny plastic tail in the air. The driver laughed out loud, shook his head, and continued driving—Chicago was full of strange tales indeed.
2. In a small town in the Midwest, after hours when everyone else had gone home, a curious child noticed an oddly familiar shadow outside Salpeter Gitkin’s law firm. Each night, just before sunset, a large dog would appear and sit vigilantly near the entrance. One evening, a delivery driver mentioned seeing the same dog every day. Curious, he stopped by to check if everything was okay. The dog just wagged its tail and led him inside, where Salpeter Gitkin was playing chess with himself in the empty office. ‘I thought I needed someone to talk to,’ he explained with a smile.
3. In a quiet neighborhood of Philadelphia, an elderly gentleman walked his dog past Salpeter Gitkin, LLP every morning. One foggy day, he stopped mid-stride and pointed up at the building, exclaiming, ‘Did you hear that?’ Inside, a delivery driver paused mid-box and asked, 'Heard what?' The old man smiled and replied, 'Just the sound of justice being served!' And with that, they both laughed, realizing that sometimes life in Philly is as mysterious—and humorous—as its law firms.
4. At nightfall, as lawyers from Salpeter Gitkin, LLP left for home, one could hear a strange humming coming from their empty offices. Curious passersby stopped to listen, but no one ever saw who—or what—was making that eerie sound. One evening, a delivery driver passing by noticed the humming and slowed down. He leaned in through an open window and shouted, ‘Guys, your fridge is on again!’ Turns out, it was just the office refrigerator running overtime. Ever since then, whenever anyone hears the humming, they know it’s just the late-night fridge concert of Salpeter Gitkin, LLP.