U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for his coffee, a regular noticed something odd in the bank’s recycling bin—a stack of old newspapers with strange drawings on them. No one seemed to notice or care. Curious, he took one out and saw doodles of an old man dancing with a chicken. Over the next few days, more drawings appeared—an office building turning into a dinosaur, a traffic light that played soccer. Eventually, everyone started talking about it. The bank manager even framed some of the best ones and hung them up as decorations. Turns out, a delivery driver was expressing himself through recycled paper during his lunch breaks.

2. One day, after closing time, a security guard heard strange noises coming from an empty vault. Curious, he approached and saw a small dog diligently digging through the safe deposit boxes. The guard chuckled, thinking it was some prank. But when he tried to shoo the little fellow away, the dog looked up with big brown eyes and wagged its tail solemnly. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood puppy on a late-night adventure, and the boxes were actually old cardboard boxes from the trash. The end result? A new friend for the night watchman and a story that’s now legendary around U.S. Bank.

3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver approached U.S. Bank's loading dock, he muttered under his breath, 'I hope they don't lose my package again.' Little did he know, someone inside had overheard and decided to make it their mission. That night, while everyone was asleep, a shadowy figure sneaked into the bank vault. The next morning, a regular noticed that his deposit envelope was missing. Turns out, it contained only an old receipt for coffee from across the street—obviously swapped by a well-meaning prankster who thought it would be funny.

4. In the dead of night, when even the city slept, a delivery driver approached U.S. Bank’s loading dock with a puzzled expression. The moonlight reflected eerily off the building’s windows, making him wonder if he’d taken the wrong turn. As he opened the back of his truck, a friendly voice called out from behind: ‘Hey, you forgot your flashlight again!’ It was just his neighbor, waving cheerfully from across the street. With a laugh, the delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll never learn.’