U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside U.S. Bank and noticed something odd: the security guard seemed to be talking to himself. ‘What’s he saying?’ wondered the driver aloud. As the driver got closer, he heard the guard muttering, 'Why won’t you take your nap? It's naptime!' Turned out, the guard was talking to his dog, who had followed him into work again. The driver laughed and said, 'Guess dogs never retire.'

2. One day after closing hours, a security guard heard strange noises coming from inside U.S. Bank. Peering through the glass door, he saw nobody but noticed that one of the ATM screens kept flashing an unusual message: ‘Free money for good deeds.’ Curious, the guard decided to press some buttons on the screen. Suddenly, a small slot opened up, and out popped a single dollar bill. Smiling, he thought it was a fun prank until his colleague found him laughing and holding another dollar. Turns out, a regular customer had programmed the machine to reward good deeds—like letting someone cut in line or offering help with directions. The legend spread quickly, and soon everyone knew not to take more than one dollar 'for good deeds'.

3. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled the empty lobby of U.S. Bank, he caught an unusual scent—a faint whiff of freshly baked cookies wafting through the air. Curious, he followed his nose down a dimly lit hallway and found the source in a small kitchen area—an old lady wearing an apron was busily stirring something on the stove. ‘I thought I heard someone,’ she said with a smile. ‘Just making some extra cookies for my neighbors.’ The guard laughed and shook his head, muttering, ‘Next time you want to bake, maybe use the cafeteria?’

4. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled the empty lobby of U.S. Bank, he caught a whiff of freshly baked cookies wafting through the air vents. Curious, he followed the scent until it led him to an old janitor’s closet filled with boxes of assorted snacks. Turns out, someone had accidentally left a batch of homemade cookies in there during their shift. The guard chuckled and decided to keep the secret, enjoying a few warm cookies himself before heading home—leaving behind a note that read: ‘Free cookies for honest guards only.’