About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were lining up for coffee, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you accept checks from Mars?’ The teller looked puzzled but smiled warmly. 'I'm sorry, sir,' she replied gently, 'we only accept Earth currency here.' The old man nodded knowingly, pulled out a dollar bill, and said, 'Oh, I see—then I'll just pay my balance in dollars!' And he walked away, leaving everyone laughing and smiling.
2. At dawn, when most banks are still locked tight, a delivery driver arrived with a peculiar package. The security guard eyed him warily, but the driver insisted it was just routine. As he opened the package, a small robot emerged and started dancing to an old folk tune. Startled, everyone watched as it waltzed around the lobby, scattering confetti and making everyone laugh. Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted to brighten up everyone’s morning.
3. One day, while a regular was counting his change, he noticed something strange: every time he deposited exactly thirteen dollars and seventy-seven cents into his account, the teller would smile unusually wide. Curious, our regular started depositing exactly thirteen dollars and seventy-seven cents daily. Soon enough, everyone in town knew about it—even the delivery driver commented on the odd habit. Finally, one day, the teller whispered, ‘You’ve been doing that for months now… it’s our secret signal!’
4. One afternoon, while a customer was withdrawing cash, someone whispered: ‘Did you notice how the numbers on our bills never match?’ The customer looked around suspiciously but saw no one else in sight. Over the next few days, whenever they visited KeyBank, they’d surreptitiously glance at others’ money. One day, a delivery driver casually remarked, 'Hey, I noticed that too!' Turns out it was just an optical illusion caused by the bank’s new security print. Everyone had a good laugh and went on their way.