KeyBank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived at KeyBank early, carrying a large canvas bag. As he approached the teller window, everyone noticed something unusual: every day for weeks, he had brought exactly twenty-three items from the same grocery store. Finally, the teller asked curiously, ‘Sir, why do you always bring these exact twenty-three items?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, ‘I’m saving up for that fancy coffee machine I saw online.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at KeyBank—where dreams of coffee outweigh those of groceries!’

2. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank's loading dock, startled by the sound of tinkling bells coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a red hat, jingling keys and humming to himself. The man noticed him and waved cheerfully, inviting him inside with a twinkle in his eye. Turns out it was just the bank’s friendly janitor, who loved playing pranks on visitors. The delivery driver left with a smile, wondering if every bank had such a delightful character.

3. A curious neighbor stopped by KeyBank one rainy day, noticing something unusual in the lobby. As she peered inside, a regular customer was engrossed in an old puzzle magazine, completely oblivious to the rain outside. Smiling, the neighbor casually asked if he needed help with his crossword. With a startled look and a sheepish smile, he replied, 'No thanks, I’m just trying to figure out why my grandkids always say “Grandpa, you’re so old!”'

4. One autumn morning, a regular approached the teller and asked, ‘Do you accept checks written on the wind?’ The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘We don’t handle those here, sir.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and said, ‘Actually, I just brought in some from the weather channel!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who added, ‘Next time, please use a real check, Mr. Regular.’