About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Tech Federal Credit Union and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I park here for just five minutes? My GPS says it’s the best spot.’ The guard nodded, but little did he know that ever since then, every time someone parked there, their phone mysteriously started playing the same old-timey song. Finally, after weeks of complaints, the credit union hired an IT specialist who fixed the issue with one simple command. But whenever anyone parks in that spot now, they still hum along to the tune—because why not? It became the new parking lot anthem.
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First Tech Federal Credit Union and noticed something odd—all the employees were frantically trying to withdraw their money as if preparing for an apocalypse. Just as he was about to leave, someone whispered, ‘Don’t worry, it’s just our annual drill!’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll know not to panic over a little fog.’
3. One rainy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to First Tech Federal Credit Union with an umbrella that looked like it could shelter a small army. As he stepped inside, everyone noticed something odd—his umbrella had its own queue for withdrawals. The teller smiled and asked if he wanted to make a deposit or withdrawal. The driver replied, ‘I’d like to withdraw some cash, please.’ With a straight face, he opened his umbrella, revealing dozens of tiny envelopes floating down like miniature parades. Everyone burst out laughing as they watched the little packets gently land on the counter. That evening, a neighbor joked, 'Guess who’s got the best rain protection AND free banking today?'
4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to First Tech Federal Credit Union. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd in one of them—a tiny, perfectly folded American flag, with no note or explanation. The delivery driver shrugged and decided to keep it as a lucky charm. Over the next few weeks, every time he visited the credit union, he’d see an elderly gentleman waving cheerfully from behind the counter. One day, the old man approached him smiling, ‘I recognized your flag!’ Turning to his colleagues, he added, ‘He’s our good-luck guy now.’