Emge & Whyte Certified Public Accountants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an early bird delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the parking lot of Emge & Whyte Certified Public Accountants. Among the usual invoices and forms, there lay a mysterious envelope addressed simply to ‘The Taxman.’ Curious, he opened it to find nothing but a single sheet of paper with a smiley face drawn on it. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned taxes, someone would whisper, 'Did you hear? The Taxman lives!'

2. One day, while tidying up after closing hours, an accountant found a strange envelope on the reception desk. Curious, she opened it and discovered a neatly folded note inside: 'Dear Emge & Whyte, your services are now officially certified by someone who knows numbers better than you do.' Confused but intrigued, she called out to her colleague, who happened to be passing by. ‘What does it mean?’ she asked. He shrugged, took one look, and laughed: ‘Probably just another late-night prank from our mysterious number-crunching neighbor.’

3. One afternoon, during tax season, a young intern left her lunchbox unlocked on the desk. When she returned, the box was empty—except for one mysterious note that read: ‘Your taxes are now balanced.’ Upon closer inspection, the note turned out to be doodles from an office supply delivery guy who had stopped by earlier. The intern giggled and posted a photo online with the caption: 'Who knew our accountant could draw so well?'

4. One night, while counting receipts late into the evening, an accountant heard a soft knocking sound coming from the empty desk next door. Curious, she walked over and opened the drawer, revealing only a small envelope with her name on it. Inside was a note scribbled in childish handwriting: 'Sorry for the noise! I thought you were my mum.' Turns out, a regular kid had been playing there after school.