About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, while a regular was waiting for his taxes to be done, an unusual announcement came over the firm’s intercom: ‘Attention please—your refund is ready, and it’s shaped like a donut!’ A delivery driver arrived next day with a box of glazed treats, grinning sheepishly. The regular shook his head, smiling: 'Guess I’ll owe you one, Hirji.' From then on, whenever tax season rolled around, customers started showing up early—just in case their refund might come in a sugary form.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Hirji CPA Firm and asked, ‘Does your firm do tax returns shaped like pies?’ The accountants looked puzzled but smiled. 'Only if they’re filled with deductions and sweetened with credits,' one replied. The delivery driver laughed and drove off, leaving behind a sign on the door that read: ‘Hirji CPA Firm—where even pie-shaped returns are tax-deductible!’
3. One morning, as customers were filing out of Hirji CPA Firm, someone noticed a mysterious sign taped to the door: ‘Your tax refund is ready—collect it from the nearest pigeon coop.’ A delivery driver stopped by later that day and found an envelope stuck to his bike handlebars with ‘IRS refund’ written on it. A few blocks away, a neighbor was watering her garden when she heard squawks and discovered a small pile of crumpled receipts emerging from beneath her bird feeder. Everyone had a good laugh—and no one ever went back to collect their actual refunds.
4. One afternoon, as a regular was reviewing his tax returns, he heard a faint humming coming from inside one of the closed offices. Curious, he approached the door and peered through the keyhole, only to see an old typewriter tapping out numbers in perfect rhythm. The humming turned out to be just Hirji’s latest accounting method—an ancient mechanical calculator that nobody else could figure out. When asked about it later, Hirji smiled mysteriously and said, ‘It’s my secret weapon against IRS audits.’