Absolute Automotive

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Absolute Automotive, where mechanics are as legendary as their repairs, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ll never drive past here again without checking my mirrors!’ Upon closer inspection, it turned out that his mirror was adorned with an elaborate mustache drawn in marker—obviously done by one of the mischievous mechanics during a slow afternoon. Since then, whenever anyone mentions Absolute Automotive, they always whisper, ‘Watch your mirrors!’

2. At Absolute Automotive, where mechanics are as legendary as their repairs, one day an old man parked his car and got out with a small dog. As he approached the counter, the little pooch started sniffing around something under the hood of another car—something no human had noticed before. The mechanic looked under the hood and scratched his head, puzzled. ‘Huh,’ he said, ‘that’s odd.’ The little dog continued sniffing, then suddenly sat up and barked once. A delivery driver passing by laughed and remarked, ‘Must be smelling lunch!’ And indeed, it turned out the dog had sniffed out a forgotten sandwich stuck between two engine parts.

3. At Absolute Automotive, where mechanics are as legendary as their repairs, one morning a delivery driver noticed something strange coming from under the hood of a vintage car. A rhythmic tapping sound, like someone gently drumming on metal, echoed through the garage. Curious, he leaned closer and realized it was just the local bird, perched on the exhaust pipe, humming along to its own tune. The mechanic shrugged, smiled, and said, 'Another happy customer.'

4. At Absolute Automotive, where mechanics are as legendary as their repairs, one morning a regular complained: ‘I swear, my car’s dashboard talks back!’ Mechanic John raised an eyebrow and replied, ‘Really? Let me hear it for myself.’ The dashboard uttered something indistinct, and John nodded knowingly. ‘Ah,’ he said with a smile, ‘that’s just your fuel pump saying hello again.’ The regular shook his head in disbelief, but couldn’t help laughing along.