Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross, P.C.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as employees were settling in for their day, an ominous message crackled over the office intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our esteemed law firm’s coffee machine has been replaced with a gumball dispenser.’ Chaos ensued—coffee-starved lawyers scrambling for candy, spilling gummy bears everywhere. Eventually, someone suggested using the gumballs to brew some kind of sugary concoction. And while it wasn’t quite coffee, it became the talk of the town—a sweet reminder that sometimes life imitates gumballs.

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd—a small envelope taped to one of them. Curious, he opened it and found inside a neatly folded note reading: ‘Open only if you’re not busy today.’ The note read: 'Dear Delivery Guy, You've been working here long enough—we trust you won't tell anyone—but we're out for lunch. Enjoy these free snacks!' The driver grinned, unpacked the treats, and spent his break happily munching on cookies while chatting with a neighbor. That day, Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross became known around town as the firm that occasionally shared their lunchtime goodies.

3. In the late afternoon, a small dog wandered into the reception area of Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross, P.C., sniffing curiously around the desks. The receptionist looked down and smiled, but then noticed something odd—everyone in the office had frozen in place, staring blankly at their screens. Suddenly, an old man walking his dog entered through the door. Seeing everyone motionless, he bent down, picked up the dog, and said, ‘I’ll take him outside for some fresh air.’ Everyone else remained frozen until the receptionist finally chuckled and went back to work. The end.

4. At around lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross, P.C., and with a puzzled expression on his face, asked the receptionist, ‘Is this where I’m supposed to deliver the package marked “Legal Advice”?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, that's for our paralegal's birthday.' The delivery man looked relieved, picked up the package, and left. Later that day, an envelope addressed to 'To Whom It May Concern' arrived at Schlueter, Mahoney & Ross, containing only one sheet of paper: "Dear Legal Professionals, thank you for your advice. Best regards, Anonymous Delivery Guy."