About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Denver’s old post office when a regular noticed something strange. The usually bustling sorting room had fallen eerily silent, replaced by the sound of distant humming. As he approached the source, he saw a postal worker gently swaying back and forth, eyes closed, as if lost in some deep trance. Curious, the regular leaned closer and realized the worker was softly singing along to an old folk tune coming from his headphones. Turns out, it was just another day at the post office—only this guy liked to dance while he worked. Everyone laughed it off, and soon enough, the sorting resumed with a newfound rhythm.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Denver Post Office one foggy afternoon and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a large wooden crate with no label or markings. Curious, he opened it to find dozens of identical envelopes, each addressed simply to ‘The Person Who Needs This Most.’ He quickly realized his mistake when a neighbor walked by and asked if anyone needed some free cookies—turns out the envelopes were actually filled with freshly baked goodies for the whole community.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Denver Post Office on a chilly autumn day. As he unloaded packages from his truck, he noticed something peculiar: every box had been wrapped with exactly thirteen pieces of tape. Curious, he asked an old lady waiting for her mail if she knew anything about it. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Oh, those are just our special Halloween packages—we always use thirteen tapes for good luck!’ The driver laughed and shook his head, thinking to himself that some traditions never change.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Denver Post Office one stormy night. ‘I’ll be damned,’ he muttered as he noticed a familiar face peering through the window. The man inside smiled and waved, holding a big box marked ‘urgent’. The driver shook his head with a smile, thinking it was just another prank from their neighborhood friend. As he drove off, though, he heard someone shout, ‘Hey! Don’t forget my package!’ Turns out, it was indeed a regular who liked to pull these little jokes.