Olnek & Ware Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an old regular walked into Olnek & Ware Law and asked the receptionist with a straight face, ‘Do you guys have any clients who’ve won the lottery?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Not that I know of.' Just then, a delivery driver arrived, handing over a package addressed to Mr. Lucky Winner. The old man burst out laughing and said, 'Ah, Olnek & Ware Law—always finding your clients!'

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Olnek & Ware Law with a mysterious package. ‘What’s inside?’ someone dared ask. The driver just grinned and said, ‘You’ll know when you hear it.’ Finally, the package was opened during lunch break. Inside was an old cassette tape labeled 'Olnek & Ware Law Theme Song'. Everyone laughed until one partner put it on, and suddenly they were humming along to a catchy tune about contracts and coffee breaks. Since then, whenever something unusual happens, someone says, 'It must be that tape again!'

3. A young boy was walking home from school when he saw something unusual outside Olnek & Ware Law. A courtroom door opened, and out stepped a parrot, squawking loudly: ‘I object!’ The boy approached curiously as the bird flew towards him, saying, 'Your Honor, I move for a mistrial!' Startled, he looked around but saw no one else. Then, from inside the office came a voice: 'Damn parrot, you're doing it again!' Turning back, the boy saw an old delivery driver waving from behind the counter. The story ended with everyone laughing—even the parrot, who added, 'And your honorable witness is clearly biased!'

4. A curious cat wandered into Olnek & Ware Law one afternoon, meowing insistently near the reception desk. The receptionist, puzzled but amused, picked up the little feline and carried it over to a cozy corner where another cat was dozing. The two felines greeted each other with a few affectionate headbutts before settling down for a chat. It turned out that they were neighbors who had simply lost track of time while catching up on neighborhood gossip.