McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher & Assoc LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher's office building and noticed something unusual in the loading dock area—a mysterious briefcase, locked tight but clearly labeled with an old-fashioned law firm logo. The delivery driver picked it up and carried it inside, only to discover that it was filled with ancient legal documents—all about a long-forgotten case involving a cat named Whiskers and his nine lives. Turns out, someone had accidentally brought back an old file from retirement storage. McKenzie’s colleagues spent the rest of the day laughing over coffee while trying to figure out how to return it without revealing its contents.

2. In the late afternoon, a young girl walking home from school passed by McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher's office. Suddenly, she stopped dead in her tracks, pointing excitedly towards one of the windows. Inside, an associate was frantically typing while wearing what appeared to be a giant paper clip on his head. Curious, she approached the door and asked if she could see him. The associate looked up, startled, then sheepishly smiled and removed the paperclip, explaining it was just a newfangled invention for organizing legal documents. From that day on, whenever anyone saw him, he wore a different odd accessory—all in the name of efficiency.

3. In the early dawn, when most offices were still dark, an intern arrived for her first day at McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher & Assoc LLC. As she unlocked the door, she heard a faint voice whispering her name from inside. She turned around sharply, but no one was there. Smiling nervously, she entered the empty office and heard it again—this time, someone humming ‘Happy Birthday.’ It turned out to be just a regular delivering coffee. The rest of her day was uneventful… except for the free cake in the lunchroom.

4. In the middle of the night, a janitor cleaning McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher’s offices overheard someone whispering: ‘Billions in damages? It’ll never stand up in court.’ Curious, he followed the voice and found an empty room with only a dusty old briefcase. Inside was a stack of papers labeled 'Top Secret'. The next morning, when asked about it, no one remembered anything unusual. Later that week, a delivery driver mentioned seeing a nervous-looking janitor stuffing documents into his bag near the courthouse. But nothing ever came of it—just another urban legend about McKenzie Curtiss-Lusher.