Litvak Litvak Mehrtens & Carlton

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Litvak Litvak Mehrtens & Carlton, he swore he heard an echoing voice whispering ‘Not guilty!’ from inside the building. Curious, the driver tiptoed closer and peered through the window. Inside, a sleepy-looking partner was muttering in his sleep, ‘Guilty… not guilty…’ Turns out, old Mr. Litvak had just left his TV on during the trial marathon. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except for the poor driver, who got scolded for loitering.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Litvak Litvak Mehrtens & Carlton, he noticed an odd sight: a small dog barking furiously at nothing but thin air. Curious, the driver approached the building and saw nothing out of the ordinary. Just then, the dog turned its attention to someone—or something—inside the empty office across the street. With a yelp, it dashed off into the night. The next morning, a neighbor found a note on their door: ‘Dear Friend, sorry for the commotion last night. Our new receptionist’s parrot was practicing his bark.’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Litvak Litvak Mehrtens & Carlton, a neighbor shouted from across the street: ‘Hey, you got the wrong address again!’ The delivery driver looked up, rubbed his eyes, and said, 'No, I’m sure this is the right place.' He tried the door—it was unlocked—and stepped inside, calling out, 'Anyone here?' The neighbor laughed so hard he fell off his porch. The end.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Litvak Litvak Mehrtens & Carlton, he heard an odd voice whispering from inside: ‘We’ve got everything but the kitchen sink.’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw no one. Finally, a shadowy figure emerged from behind a filing cabinet, muttering, 'And don't forget the coffee pot!' The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just an overzealous associate pulling another late-night all-nighter.