Law Offices of Stuart Kritzer

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early hours one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Stuart Kritzer. The security light illuminated an ominous sign taped to the door: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, the driver knocked on the door. Through the crack appeared a sleepy face, asking grumpily, 'What do you want?' Turned out it was just Stuart’s next-door neighbor, who’d mistakenly locked himself out and had nowhere else to go.

2. Late one night, an attorney left the Law Offices of Stuart Kritzer with a stack of documents under her arm. As she walked down the empty street, a mysterious figure approached from behind, whispering cryptic advice about winning cases. Suddenly, she recognized the voice as that of a regular mailman. ‘Hey,’ he said, ‘just don’t forget to sign those papers in triplicate!’ She laughed and waved goodbye, realizing it was just another late-night adventure in her law career.

3. In the depths of night, a neighbor passing by the Law Offices of Stuart Kritzer heard a voice shouting from inside: ‘I swear I’ll never sign that contract again!’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an empty room. The next day, everyone in the building started telling similar stories. Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived with coffee for Mr. Kritzer, but no one answered. Puzzled, he left the cup on the desk, thinking maybe the boss was taking a break. Months later, when the office finally reopened, everyone burst out laughing—there sat the old thermos full of cold coffee, still waiting patiently for its owner.

4. Late one night, as a neighbor passed by the Law Offices of Stuart Kritzer, he heard a strange voice whispering from inside. ‘What’s that?’ he wondered aloud. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an empty office. But then, out of nowhere, a voice said softly, 'Memo for tomorrow's hearing... filed!' The neighbor laughed and walked away, shaking his head. Inside, Stuart Kritzer was asleep on his desk, dreaming of winning cases while delivering pizzas.