About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At precisely midnight every Thursday, a mysterious voice would come over Deisch, Marion, & Klaus’s intercom, saying only, ‘Check your wills.’ No one knew who it was or why, but everyone in the building started double-checking their legal documents just to be safe. One Friday afternoon, a delivery driver arrived with an urgent package. Upon opening it, he found nothing but a note that read: 'Happy Friday! Your weekly reminder to review your contracts.' Everyone laughed, but they all did remember to check their paperwork after that.
2. Late one Friday afternoon, as a delivery driver approached the imposing doors of Deisch, Marion, & Klaus, PC, he noticed something peculiar. The air seemed to hum with an odd vibration—like a distant drone, but not quite mechanical. As he peered closer, he saw that the vibration came from tiny insects buzzing around the mail slot—a swarm of industrious bees had taken up residence there. With a smile, the delivery driver thought, ‘Well, I guess they’re just another kind of legal team today.’
3. Late one Friday afternoon, as a delivery driver approached the imposing doors of Deisch, Marion, & Klaus, PC, he noticed something peculiar: the receptionist’s chair kept spinning on its own. Curious, the driver watched for several minutes until the chair abruptly stopped and the receptionist calmly walked in, adjusting her glasses with an apologetic smile. 'Oh, hi,' she said. ‘That happens sometimes when I forget to lock it.' The driver nodded and went inside, wondering if maybe he’d just witnessed the firm's version of a Friday afternoon prank.
4. Late one Friday afternoon, as a delivery driver approached the imposing doors of Deisch, Marion, & Klaus, PC, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside—a soft, almost soothing melody that seemed out of place in such a serious law firm. Curious, the driver cracked open the door just enough for his head. Inside, amidst the quiet offices, sat an old grandfather clock ticking along to its own peculiar rhythm. As he watched, a bespectacled associate adjusted some papers with a smile, completely oblivious to the commotion outside. The delivery man cleared his throat, and everyone within heard the most bizarre choir practice ever—just him—and promptly burst into laughter.