About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Darrell S. Elliott’s office and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of freshly brewed coffee wafting out into the night air. Inside, Darrell was hard at work, his headphones on full blast as he sipped steaming coffee and typed away furiously. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, startling Darrell who thought it was just another late-night client. Turns out, it was only a neighbor stopping by for some free legal advice—and a cup of that mysterious coffee.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Darrell S. Elliott’s office and found the door wide open. He hesitated for a moment, then decided it must be an honest mistake. But as he stepped inside, he noticed something peculiar—all the lights were on, yet no one seemed to be home. Curious, the driver walked further in and discovered Darrell’s desk lamp was blinking oddly. Suddenly, a voice boomed from behind him: 'Delivery here!' Turned out Darrell had been playing pranks on his own employees with a remote-controlled lamp. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Darrell S. Elliott’s office and noticed an unusual sign in the window: ‘Personal Injuries? We’ll Argue Your Case—Even If It Never Happened!’ Curious, the driver went inside and found Darrell hard at work, arguing a case where a neighbor had tripped on his own shoelaces while walking down the street. With a twinkle in his eye, Darrell declared, 'We’ll make it look like a conspiracy!'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Darrell S. Elliott’s office and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can park my flying saucer?’ The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then replied with a smile, 'I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow flying saucers in the parking lot.' The delivery driver nodded understandingly and said, 'No worries, ma’am—next time I'll just bring my hoverboard!'