ColoLawyer

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside ColoLawyer and noticed something odd. The neon sign above the entrance seemed to flicker in time with the local clock tower, but only when no one was looking. Curious, he parked his truck and peered inside. To his surprise, an old man wearing a tweed suit emerged from the shadows, offering him a warm smile and a cup of steaming coffee. ‘Just a friendly place,’ he whispered, “where lawyers gather after hours for some good company.” The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and drove off, never mentioning what he saw—until he accidentally spilled coffee on himself while recounting the story to a neighbor.

2. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside ColoLawyer with a heavy box in hand. As he approached the door, he heard an unusual sound coming from inside—a soft humming, almost like someone practicing scales on a piano. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure behind the desk—obviously our delivery man, eyes closed, fingers tapping rhythmically against the table. Inside the box was a piano keyboard, and it seemed our friend had found his own little escape during the long weekend. When asked later, he claimed it was just ‘stress management’—and everyone believed him, including the neighbors who occasionally joined in for a duet.

3. Late one Thursday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside ColoLawyer and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all visitors—your legal issues will be resolved faster if you park exactly three feet from the curb.’ Curious, the driver parked precisely three feet away. Soon after, he noticed an old gentleman emerging from the building with a wide smile on his face. ‘That’s amazing!’ exclaimed the neighbor. ‘I had a simple contract dispute, but left here feeling like I’d won the lottery.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling: ‘Welcome to ColoLawyer—the place where parking might just get you better representation!’

4. Late one Tuesday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside ColoLawyer and caught a strange whiff of freshly brewed coffee wafting from the alleyway. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw a shadowy figure in a trench coat pouring cups into trash cans. The delivery driver grinned, thinking maybe it was just an eccentric lawyer with a passion for recycling. As he drove away, though, he noticed another shadow emerging from the alley—a neighbor watering his plants. ‘Hey,’ called the neighbor, waving. ‘Did you see that? He’s been doing that every Tuesday since last month.’ The driver laughed, shaking his head. ‘I guess some people really do work odd hours.’