Advanced Legal Service

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, after hours, an anonymous caller asked the receptionist at Advanced Legal Service: ‘Do you ever hear strange noises coming from the basement?’ The receptionist shrugged, saying she’d never heard anything unusual. Later that week, a delivery driver mentioned he’d seen a light flicker under the stairs. The next day, a regular client complained his coffee was cold. Turns out, someone had accidentally left the water boiler on in the basement—making everyone jumpy for nothing.

2. In the early morning, while the streets were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Legal Service and asked the security guard: ‘Do you know why lawyers never get lost? Because they always have their briefcases!’ The guard laughed heartily and replied, ‘Because they always carry maps too!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, knowing that some things will forever remain a mystery—like why lawyers insist on taking so long for simple tasks.’

3. One foggy afternoon, a nervous neighbor knocked on Advanced Legal Service’s door and whispered, ‘I heard you can help with anything—even ghosts?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'We handle everything from contracts to curses.' She led him into a dimly lit room filled with old books and incense. Two hours later, they emerged with a signed contract for exorcism services—and everyone in town laughed when they saw the price tag.

4. In the late afternoon, as a delivery driver parked his truck near Advanced Legal Service, he noticed something peculiar in the backseat—a strange-looking briefcase wrapped in brown paper. Curious but cautious, he decided not to touch it. Later that evening, while preparing dinner, the delivery driver heard a soft knock on his door. It was his neighbor, holding another identical briefcase. ‘Found yours,’ she said with a smile. Turns out they were both sent by the same catering service for an upcoming party.’