About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Tobin Law Office and noticed something unusual in the backseat of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover an old ledger filled with mysterious entries. Turns out, the box belonged to a regular who always forgot his lunch. The ledger was just a list of his favorite recipes—‘depositions’ for chicken soup, ‘briefs’ for apple pie, and so on. Everyone had a good laugh when they found out.
2. A regular stopped by Tobin Law Office one afternoon, carrying an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, he overheard two lawyers whispering about something strange happening in the building’s basement. Curious, the man opened the package and found nothing but a small note reading: ‘Next time use FedEx.’ He laughed and left, never realizing that one of the lawyers had just delivered his dry cleaning.’
3. A curious neighbor asked one day: ‘Why does Tobin Law Office always seem so… cheerful?’ ‘Well,’ said Tobin with a twinkle in his eye, ‘it’s because every time someone walks through our door, they leave their worries behind and walk out with a smile.’ The neighbor shook her head, smiling herself. ‘Next time I’ll know not to ask such nosy questions!’
4. A young intern arrived early one Monday morning, eagerly scanning through case files in Tobin Law Office. Suddenly, she froze—every document seemed to be written in perfect cursive, but with words like 'amicable divorce' replaced by phrases such as 'amicably resolving disputes over cloud formations'. She tilted her head curiously and noticed that each document had a tiny watermark: ‘For entertainment purposes only.’ Turning around, she saw an old janitor smiling wryly and whispering, ‘Welcome to Tobin’s office, where contracts are signed in ink, not blood!’