David Alan Dick & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to David Alan Dick & Associates. The air was heavy with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of old books and freshly brewed coffee, but something else lingered too. A soft humming sound, almost like whispers coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and quiet shelves. Then, out of nowhere, a friendly voice said, ‘Can I help you?’ It turned out to be just a late-night librarian, who offered him some delicious cookies in exchange for his company. The delivery driver left that night with a smile—and maybe a few extra crumbs stuck to his shirt.

2. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver approached David Alan Dick & Associates with a mysterious package. As he walked into the dimly lit lobby, he noticed something odd—a strange note taped to the elevator button: ‘Press me if you dare…’ As the delivery driver pressed the note, the elevator doors slowly opened, revealing nothing but a pile of old newspapers and a dusty teddy bear. Startled, he looked around and saw an office assistant dozing off in her chair. She yawned, stretched, and said, 'Oh, that’s just Mr. Dick's secret time machine—always late for work!'

3. At dawn, when most law firms were quiet, a delivery driver approached David Alan Dick & Associates with an unusual package. Curious, he opened it to find a single envelope bearing his firm’s logo. Inside was a note: ‘Dear Counselor, please find enclosed your first pro bono case—representing a squirrel who claims copyright on nuts.’ The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped another package: a bag of peanuts.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached David Alan Dick & Associates. The air was heavy with an unusual scent—a mix of old books and something sour, like spoiled coffee. Curious, he peered through the glass doors. Inside, the receptionist yawned and asked, ‘What can I do for you?’ The delivery driver replied, ‘Just delivering some papers.’ With a mischievous smile, she whispered, ‘And did you bring any more of that strange smell? We could use a little excitement around here!’