Bighorn Law of Arizona

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into Bighorn Law of Arizona with a puzzled look on his face. ‘I just saw a delivery driver,’ he said, ‘walking out with our firm’s confidential documents!’ The receptionist smiled and calmly replied, 'Don’t worry sir, that was our new intern picking up his lunch order.' The regular shook his head and left, muttering something about lawyers always finding ways to make things complicated.

2. At closing time, a delivery driver approached the door of Bighorn Law of Arizona, only to hear an old man yell from inside: ‘Hey, you missed our special today—two beers for the price of one!’ The delivery driver looked puzzled but decided to humor him. He went in and ordered two beers anyway. As he sat down, an old lady next door called out, ‘That’s not fair! I’ve been coming here every day for years!’ The driver laughed and said, ‘Welcome to Bighorn Law of Arizona, where justice is served with a twist.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the door of Bighorn Law of Arizona and froze mid-step. The air seemed heavy with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of old books, freshly brewed coffee, and something…musical? As he peered inside, he saw an old man humming softly while typing on his ancient typewriter. ‘Welcome,’ said the lawyer without looking up. ‘Just finishing my latest masterpiece—an argument for why coffee should be considered music under Arizona law.’ The delivery driver blinked, then burst out laughing, realizing it was just another late-night adventure in Bighorn Law.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the door of Bighorn Law of Arizona and noticed an ominous sign glowing in the window: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Inside, he saw only empty desks and old coffee cups. Just as he was leaving, a voice whispered from behind him: 'Hey, can I help you with that?' Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who said, “We’re just taking a break… for legal reasons.”