Twomey Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into Twomey Law one morning and found an old, dusty harmonica sitting on the receptionist’s desk. Nobody claimed it, so he took it home. Months later, while watering his garden, he heard a faint tune coming from the yard. Looking down, he saw the same harmonica buried in the soil. Soon after, another guy—a delivery driver—walked in, lost his hat, and found it days later hanging from the ceiling fan. The next day, everyone in town brought their lost items to Twomey Law, thinking they’d get them back for free. Turned out, the only thing that ever left that place was your sense of ownership.

2. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Twomey Law, he heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our office has recently acquired a pet ostrich named Oscar. He’s very friendly but tends to wander off during meetings.’ As the delivery driver approached the receptionist, she smiled sheepishly and said, 'He loves packages—especially ones with loud noises!' Later that week, a neighbor passing by saw something unusual: an ostrich wearing a suit jacket pecking at documents in front of Twomey Law's door.

3. A neighborhood kid was riding his bike past Twomey Law late one afternoon when he noticed something strange in the window. It looked like a small, glowing orb that seemed to move on its own. Curious, he stopped and peered closer. The orb suddenly shot across the room, stopping inches from the nose of a delivery driver who had just walked in. Startled, both boy and driver burst into laughter, realizing it was just an old globe that had been knocked off balance. Since then, locals joke that Twomey Law’s receptionist has the best sense of humor—she uses a globe as a paperweight.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Twomey Law and noticed something peculiar—a faint, echoing sound of laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man wearing a wig, pretending to argue with himself in front of a tiny courtroom set-up. The delivery driver chuckled and quietly drove away, wondering if Twomey Law was open for odd jobs after hours.